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1984Edit

Yo, this is a story all about how,
Society got flip turned upside down.
So why don't you serve they party and just sit right there,
And I'll tell you how I came to love Big Broth-air.

In Airstrip One born and raised,
In Minitrue was where i spent most of my days,
Avoiding uprisings, revisin' all of the time,
Learnin' some Newspeak from my good buddy Syme.
When this one little girl,
Who was doubleplusungood
Started havin' sex out in the countryside.
We had a couple a' fucks and Julia gets scared
She said We gotta find a place run by Proles to ride.

Upper class, yo, this is bad - drinkin' red wine out of a champaine glass
Is this what the people of the Inner Party live like?
Hmm this might be alright!
But wait, I'm hearin' stuff from O'Brien,
Is this the kinda place I should join the Brotherhood?
Well I sure hope so, hope Goldstien get's here
Prepared to acid babies, got no love for Broth-air.

Heard the whistle of a rocket
And when it came near
The Thinkpol said duck! and it blew some proles in the air,
If anything, they could say Eurasia - fear!
But I thought 'Nah, forget it, pro'lly done by Broth-air

I tried to count all his fingers, 'bout four or five,
And i yelled Yo, kill Julia, just leave me alive!
Then I was down with the Ingsoc
I was finally there
To think War is Peace, cos I love the Broth-air.

20,000 Leagues Under the SeaEdit

IF YOU HAVIN HULL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BREACH AIN'T ONE

I GOT THE SUB CONTROLLED
HELLA LEAGUES BELOW
FOOLS THAT WANNA SINK MY SUBMERGIBLE
HO'S LINCON'S DECK SWABBIN POOP AND THOSE
DON'T WANNA PAY MY RANSOM? I JUST HIT A SHIP
SO..........
THEY GET TO YACKIN
ACTIN LIKE I AINT A CAPTAIN
DROP EM IN THE SEA SEE WHO END UP LAUGHIN
BEING NEMO ON THE SEAS IS FUN
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BREACH AINT ONE
HIT ME

AchillesEdit

WITH SO MUCH DRAMA IN ANTIQUITY
ITS KINDA HARD BEIN ACHI-DOUBLE L ES
BUT I, SOMEHOW, SOME WAY
KEEP KILLIN FOOLS IN FUNKY ASS BATTLES LIKE EVERY SINGLE DAY
MAY I, KICK A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE ACHE-ANS
DIPPED INTO STYX AS I BREEZE, THROUGH
TWO HUNDRED SOLDIERS AND THE TROJANS STILL DYIN
TILL THAT HECTOR IS GONE
AMAZONS ARE IN THE LIVING ROOM GETTIN IT ON
AND, THEY AINT LEAVIN TIL THEIR QUEEN'S DEAD AND MOURNIN (QUEEN'S DEAD AND MOURNIN)
SO WHAT YOU WANNA DO, SHEEEIT
I GOT A QUIVVER FULL OF ARROWS AND MY HOMEBOYS SHEILD TOO
SO PUT OUT YOUR TORCH AND CLOSE THE DOORS
BUT (BUT WHAT) WE DON’T LOVE THEM TROJAN HOES, YEAH!
WE SMOKIN WITH ANTILOCHUS
ACH-ES UP, TRO’S DOWN, WHILE YOU HOMERFUCKERS PROSE TO THIS

Brave New WorldEdit

I GOT A REAL FUNNY FEELING ABOUT ALL THIS JUNK
MOST PEOPLE BE TRIPPIN BUT IM IN A FUNK
CAN'T STAND THE FEELIES BUT MY NIGGAS DON'T JIVE
THEY JUST POP A GRAM OF SOMA GET PELICAN FLY

SO I GET IN MY COPTER AND PICK UP MY BEEZY
SHE'S A FUCKING DUNCE BUT HER COOTER IS EASY
I JUST GOT TO ESCAPE FROM IT ALL
GO SOME PLACE WHERE ITS OKAY IF YOU AINT THAT TALL
OR IF A NIGGA WAS BOTTLED WITH ALCOHOL

TO THE RESERVATION! WHERE I MEET THAT SAV
DUDES GOT A MOTHER FUCK GROSS I KNOW RITE?
BUT I GETS TO THINKIN AND IT MAKES TO MUCH SENSE
MY BOSS GOT SOME DEMONS FROM HIS LAST TRIP TO THE FENCE
ILL BRING THIS NIGGA BACK THEN I'LL GET MY RESPECT
LETS SEE YOU LAUGH NOW FUCK YOUR KING IS CHECKED
BUT SOMETHING A-HAPPENED I DID NOT EXPECT

THE SAV HE READS SHAKESPEARE AND LIKES BEIN DURTY
HATES THIS SOCIETY WHERE EV'THINGS SO PURTY
CANTS STAND IT, GOES CRAZY, DERANGING
WONT FUCK THIS CUNT THO SHE'S TOTALLY BANGIN
ONE MONTH LATER FROM A ROPE HE BE HANGI

CalvinoEdit

I'M SORRY DID I STUTTER
CITIES FLASHIN' LIKE A CAMERA SHUTTER
ACID TRIP IN WHICH YOU SLIP
DIP INSIDE CONSCIOUS CONCLUSION
ARTISTIC CONFUSION AN' ILLUSION
KUBLAI KHAN AN' MARCO POLO
LIKE CHEWBACCA AN' HAN SOLO
MAN, THE CITY IS YOU AND YOU ARE THE CITY
STILL WIT' ME, SUCH A PITY
OPEN YOUR EARS TO HEAR ANOTHER DITTY
INVISIBLE CITY SO PRETTY COME TO ME
IN A VISION SO SURREAL
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
IS THIS DREAM OR IS THIS REAL?
CAN WE FEEL, STEAL EMOTION AN' THOUGHT
AS I GOT WHAT I GOT
WHICH REALLY AIN'T ALOT
READ THE CITY LIKE A RORSCHACH BLOT

REPPIN' VENICE YO!
CALVINO OUT

Crime and PunishmentEdit

ALLOW ME TO RE-INTRODUCE MYSELF
MY NAME IS RASK', OLNI, K-TO-THE-O-V
I USED TO KILL BITCHES FOR THE MON-EY
I GUESS EVEN BACK THEN YOU CAN CALL ME
RODION CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO KO-V
FRESH OUT OF SCHOOL AND LIVING ALONE
I BE THE, NAPOLEAN AND NOT A DRONE
FLYER THAN GOD IS WHAT I I DESIRE
GOT THE HOTTEST INSPECTOR WHO CHASIN' MY NAME, THAT'S RIGHT!
THIS AIN'T A MOVIE DOG (OH SHIT)

DuneEdit

FIRST OFF I KILLED YOUR SARDUKAR IN THE PLANET YOU CLAIM
ATREIDES HOUSE NIGGA, COME EQUIP WITH GAME
YOU CLAIM TO BE A RULER BUT I STOLE YOUR SPICE
LETTIN FREMEN TEACH ME BY NIGHT
PLUS RABBAN TRYIN TO CATCH ME BUT HIS FORCES I RIP
HOUSE HARKONNEN AND THE EMPORER SHALL FEAR MAUD'DIB
WE KEEP ON COMIN STEADY GUNNIN BOUT TO RULE
SO BARON DONT YOU ACT LIKE A FOOL
NOW ITS ALL ABOUT ATREIDES YOU TRIED BURY MY HOUSE
GOT THE FREMEN ON MY SIDE YOU GON FEAR THE MOUSE
STEADY RECRUITING AN ARMY CHANGIN THE PLANET DUNE
WITH THE FREMEN ON MY SIDE YOUR FUTURE IS DOOM!

SO TURN ON YOUR SHEILDS WHEN YOU SEE MAUD'DIB
CALL YOUR SARDUKAR WHEN YOU SEE MAUD'DIB
TRIED TO KILL ME BUT YOU PUNK DIDNT FINISH
NOW YOU BOUT TO FEEL THE RATH OF A MENACE
NIGGA WE HIT EM UP!

Ender's GameEdit

JUST WAKING UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA THANK GOD
I DON'T KNOW BUT TODAY SEEMS KINDA ODD
NO BUGGERS IN THE LOGS, PETER GONE
AND MOMMA COOKED A BREAKFAST WITH NO HOG
I GOT MY GRUB ON, IT’S HOW I GOTTA START OUT
FINALLY SAW THE COLONEL FROM THE FLEET THAT’S FAR OUT
HOOKED IT UP WIT HIM LATER AS I HIT THE DO'
THINKING WILL I LIVE, TO DOMINATE THE BATTLE FLO’
I GOTTA GO CAUSE I GOT ME A LAUNCH SPOT
AND IF THE KIDS ARE BITCH, ENDER MAKE THEIR ASS DROP
HAD TO TALK TO DAP AFTER A FIGHT
LOOKING AT MY SCORES CLOWNIN ALL THE KIDS IN SIGHT
AND EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT
I GOT A MESSAGE FROM VAL AND SHE DEMONTHESES LIKE ALL NIGHT
CALLED UP THE HOMIES AND I'M ASKIN Y'ALL
WHICH GAME, ARE Y'ALL JUMPIN OFF-A WALLS?
GET ME ON THE SIM AND I'M TROUBLE
LAST WEEK FUCKED AROUND BURSTED BONZO'S BUBBLE
FREAKING BUGGAZ EVERYWAY LIKE RACK MAZE
I CAN'T BELIEVE, TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY

LovecraftEdit

IF YOU HAVIN MIND PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A NIGGER-MAN AIN'T ONE

I GOT THE GRIMOIRE FROM
THAT MAD ARAB GUY
FOOLS THAT WANNA SUMMON MY OLD ONES
HO'S ANCIENT GODS CHANTING SHITAND THOSE
DON'T WANNA RECITE MY SPELLS? I JUST WOKE A CTHULHU
SO..........
THEY GET TO YACKIN
ACTIN LIKE I AINT A KRAKEN
DROP EM IN THE GULF SEE WHO END UP LAUGHIN
BEING INSANE UNDERGROUND IS FUN
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A NIGGER MAN AINT ONE
HIT ME

MacbethEdit

GET OUT THE WAY YO
GET OUT THE WAY YO
DUNCAN DONE JUST GOT DROPPED
LITTLE MOVE PASSED THE MAC
AND THEN HE HIT 'EM IN HIS BACK
BANQUO NEEDS TO GET SPANKED RIGHT
FOR SETTING UP TRAPS
LITTLE ACCIDENT MURDERERS
AND NOW I'M KILLIN SERVANTS TOO
POISE LESS MACBETH ATTACK WHEN I'M SERVING YOU
SPANK THE SHANK
THY LADY MACDUFF WHEN I GANK
GUARD YOUR RANK
AT FORRES I SLAM KING DUNKIN IN A TANK
WITCHES WEAKER THAN THEIR EYE O NEWT
I'M RUNNING THROUGH NIGGA
AND I'M SMOKING FRUITLESS CROWN TALKAS
IN FRONT OF YOU NIGGA
WITH THE READY DAGGER POWER
TUCKED IN MY TIGHTS
UNDER MY LEATHER ARMOUR
YOUR CLOUT PETTY SOUR
I PUSH PACKAGES EVER HOUR
I HIT 'EM UP

TAKE SCOTLAND
TAKE SCOTLAND

MachiavelliEdit

TO THE WINDFALLS, TO THE WARS
RUN THE SHOW FROM BEHIND THEM WALLS
ALL THESE PRINCES BRAWL
AAAAAHHH STATE-CRAFT MUH'FUCKA
AAAAAHHH STATE-CRAFT GODDAMN

MarxEdit

PROLETARIANS, CLASS FEELIN REBELLIOUS
EMBARRASSED THEIR BOSSES BE TAXIN' THEM SENSELESS
THEY START FEELIN' ALIENATED, HELPLESS
'TIL SOMEONE COMES ALONG WITH A VISION AND YELLS BITCH!!!
AN AGITATOR, CLASS COMPLICATOR
COULD START A REVOLUTION, POLLUTIN THE STATE, YO!
A REBEL, SO JUST LET ME REVEL AND BASK
IN THE FACT THAT I GOT EVERYONE READIN MY DAS [KAPITOL]
AND IT'S A DISASTER, SUCH A CATASTROPHE
FOR YOU TO READ SO DAMN MUCH OF MY ADS; YOU ASKED FOR ME?
WELL I'M BACK, NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA
{*BZZT* FIX YOUR WAGE DILEMMA SHARE IT IN AND THEN I'M GONNA
ENTER IN, OVERTHROWIN THE SYSTEM LIKE A SPLINTER
THE CENTRALISED ECONOMY, PLAN FOR THE WINNER
I'M INTERESTING, THE BEST THING TRANSGRESSING
INFESTING IN LOWER CLASSES EARS AND NESTING
{*BZZT* TESTING, ATTENTION PLEASE
FEEL THE TENSION, SOON AS SOMEONE MENTIONS ME
HERE'S MY TEN POINTS, MY TRUE IS FREE
A NUISANCE, WHO SENT? YOU SENT FOR ME?

MetamorphosisEdit

WAKE UP, STILL IN MY BED
UNSETTLIN' DREAMS STILL SWIRLIN IN MY HEAD
I LOOK A LOT LIKE A BIG FLEA
DEAR GOD, A VERMIN IS NOW ME
I'M ONLY 19 SO I'M A YOUNG BUG
IT'S NOT RIGHT, I'M IN A HOLE SOMEONE ELSE DUG
BUT THAT'S MY LIFE NOW AS MR. GS
GRETE PROTECTS ME, TRYIN' HER BEST

Moby DickEdit

DON'T CALL IT A HUMPBACK
I'LL HUNT HIM FOR YEARS
THROWIN' MY SPEARS
PUTTIN' STARBUCK IN FEAR
FIRST ONE TO SPOT HIM GETS A GOLD DUB-LOON
STICK HIM WITH MY SHARP HARPOON
TOOK MY LEG LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN'
NOW FOR THE WHITE WHALE, I'M HUNTIN'
WAVES CRASH
WHY I HUNT HIM IS
FOR REVENGE AND NOT FOR CASH
COMIN' DOWN FAST
YOU BETTA RUN
DON'T EVEN ASK ME FOR MERCY
WON'T STOP 'TIL HE'S SLICED AND DICED
MOBY DICK'LL BE PAYIN' THE PRICE
I'M GONNA HUNT HIM DOWN
MAMA SAID HUNT HIM DOWN
I'M GONNA HUNT HIM DOWN
MAMA SAID HUNT HIM DOWN
I'M GONNA HUNT HIM DOWN
MAMA SAID HUNT HIM DOWN
I'M GONNA HUNT HIM DOWN
MAMA SAID HUNT HIM DOWN

On the RoadEdit

he said i live what i see
writin' bout my life
with dean the moriarty
i like to drive at night
sea to shining sea
quite the fast life
so high and maybe free

see now you can still live like that
though i wonder where the girl that i'll love is at?
god leads

filling up notebooks until he gets sick
gets lonely gets mexico heat
that's a body that's weak
from the whores last week
'cause his buddies in the city
was like that's what we need
a coked-up merengue brothel in the jungle 50s
with a screwed up good that went
WE KNOW TIME
something something something
WE KNOW TIME
a love that wasn't
WE KNOW TIME
he couldn't say nothin
WE KNOW TIME
he turns down the street his life is the seed
moaning in the next room a writer in need
of some wine and some whiskey and a place to sleep
that plus a hundred friends who will OD
is what keep him on the track to be the king of the beats

The Dharma BumsEdit

live with his mom so he rides them trains
sixty thousand miles in as many days
WE KNOW TIME is all dean ever says
editor tried to cut it out
said it just wouldn't play

poets in frisco quick got sold
sexed beat boy with a beat boy prose
flow like whitman you should see the boy go
got a daddy dead forever and a mother in tow
a brother in the grave
jesus disappeared in a marijuana haze
diamond sutra gives his soul what it craves

livin with a buddhist who he really had to honor
cause he was his biggest fan
so to the peak he wandered
climbed up the cliffs went to open up his future
then to desolation peak
told him that when he's done
he's gonna be a whole new man
finally be his father's son
be the angel-souled writer, himself, the one.

The Old Man and the SeaEdit

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
I'VE BEEN FISHING FOR YEARS
AIN'T CAUGHT SHIT FOR DAYS
FULL OF HUNGER AND FEAR
GO OUT TO SEA, LEAVE THE BOY GEHIND
HOPE HE HAS MORE LUCK THAN MINE
EXPLOSION!
OVERPOWERIN!
MY LINE GOT BIT BY A HUGE MARLIN
DRAGGED MY BOAT, HOPE I FLOAT, I HELD HIM ALL NIGHT WITH A LUMP IN MY THROAT
HAD SOME STRANGE DREAMS
ABOUT ARM WRESTLING
AND OTHER MANLY THEMES
ON MY WAY BACK SHARKS ATTACKED ME
I BEAT 'EM UP WITH SOME DEBRIS

I'M GONNA CATCH THAT FISH (UUH)
MAMMA SAID CATCH THAT FISH (UUH)
I'M GONNA CATCH THAT FISH (UUH)
MAMMA SAID CATCH THAT FISH (UUH)
I'M GONNA CATCH THAT FISH (UUH)
MAMMA SAID CATCH THAT FISH (UUH)
I'M GONNA CATCH THAT FISH (UUH)
MAMMA SAID CATCH THAT FISH (UUH)

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